Sunday, October 11, 2009

dakota lamas

Lamas - as well as the entire family, including father to receive - another shot to Fame with the E! series "Let it Lamas."It’s a ridiculously staged unscripted show. This clan makes the Kardashians look like Harvard scholars.That’s stretching the truth to the point where it just might snap back into her Bratz doll kisser. Yes, her grandparents were matinee idol Fernando Lamas and actress Arlene Dahl.In one of the show’s rare funny moments, Shayne says, “My father is a very talented actor.”The producers then cut to a clip of Lorenzo’s latest epic: “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.”“His career has seen better days,” she adds.Mom Michele is Lorenzo’s second wife (of four), with a complexion that resembles a mummy’s wrappings and a disposition that suggests strong pharmaceuticals are needed.Shayne and brother A.J. come home to find her topless with the fridge door open.“It’s the menopause thing,” she screams. You go through it -
When she’s not trying to find a new boyfriend, Shayne is trying to repair the decade-old rift between her father and her brother. Both men behave like passive-aggressive teenagers. Lorenzo claims his children (including Shayne and A.J.’s teenage half-sister Dakota) are his priority, but he can’t bother to even wave a greeting at his son when he visits.Next week, Shayne serves as a wingman to help her much-married father get back into the dating game and tries to keep her brother from ruining her date with a new guy.One point, A.J. The tide begins to pray aloud. "A.J., Googling you?" Michelle Ness.

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